I was never into Mountain Dew which is strange cause it’s definitely a child-of-divorce soda. If there has ever been a 2-liter Mountain Dew in your refrigerator then your parents are definitely not still together. And it ended badly.
But what I am into is fast food exclusives. Mountain Dew Baja Fresh is only available at Taco Bell. NOWHERE ELSE! Stop asking for it at Wendy’s cause they only have it at TACO BELL. Tastes the same as the regular stuff cept, in addition to your parents divorce, one of them just took you to Taco Bell so they also got laid of.
Remember when Taco Bell used to sell Code Red Mountain Dew and then it actually became a real drink they sold in stores, so they stopped selling it and then replaced it with Baja Blast which is a shitty replacement at best, but still tastes better than Mountain Dew?
no? just me?
NO ONE KNOWS HOW BAD I WANT THEM TO SELL THIS IN STORES. UNF.
I MISS MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED SO EFFING BAD!
(via thecleversquid)
